Hello there, everyone! My name is Captious (not my real name), and I live in a tiny farm town in South Africa where the cows outnumber the people.

I don't remember how I heard about StarFrog, but I'm glad I did; this game looks awesome. I just hope they release the optimization patch soon, since it lags like crazy on my computer.

I am glad to be here and I have now run out of things to say. So I suppose that's it for my introduction.
Hello!

P.S. The rules are pretty vague. Is my avatar too violent or is it okay?

Unless someone comments on it, or is clearly advocating violence, I do not mind whatever image you choose to represent your personality.

About that patch, are you trying out 0.1.1? If so, as that was supposed to be the first optimization, then you should only have to wait a week or so more before your wish is fulfilled.

Welcome.

Yep, it was 0.1.1 that I tried. And only a week until the next patch, you say?
Yippee!

A vague number, but I am sure that is will be out within that time. We were actually expecting to grab it last weekend, but sworin had to push it back due to overhasty predictions.

Hello and welcome, Captious!

My my. We seem to have an active one in our midst. Such a rarity.

Mind if I poke you with a stick? I love it when things squirm.

Glad to have you here. Your avatar looks cool, no worries.

Aieeee! Don't poke me! It tickles!
*squirm* *squirm*